Theory is just the worst

Man, theory sucks, huh?

The great thing about a heel like Theory is that you can hate it. He is so awful in every way that you should never feel bad about this either. He’s just the worst at everything.

I mean, look at this epic fail of his at SummerSlam last night (Sat. July 30, 2022) at Nissan Stadium in Nashville, Tennessee:

After promising for weeks that he would take advantage of Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar breaking up in a Last Man Standing match by cashing his Money in the Bank contract on the extremely vulnerable victor, this dummy jumped over the gun! He tried to cash in before the match was even over. What an idiot!

I assume if he cashed in during the match it would have become a standard triple threat, which would abolish the Last Man Standing stipulation. This actually helps both Reigns and Lesnar, neither of whom have won anything at the time. They’re exhausted, sure, and already beaten up, absolutely, but waiting until they’ve really gone as far as they could is the best tactical approach here, isn’t it?

Of course, while trying to cash in, although he almost certainly saw Lesnar coming towards him already, he ate an F-5 and spent the rest of the evening relaxing.

Truly a spectacular moron.

He also still has the money in the bank contract, so it should be interesting to see how he messes it up next time.

Until then!

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